No answer? Joke day

Up-date:  Kirby isn’t going to be able to respond to all the text messages she has been receiving and that she is not actively monitoring her phone, or e-mail. The best way to stay in touch is through this website.

After reading all of the post on Friday night Kirby and I had a LOL on a joke posted by Jean and Jerry,

Iren, Kirby and Lana

taken by Regina

so we thought how nice it would be if everyone who has a favorite  joke posted it.  Humor is good medicine to add to the healing cocktail.

It has been a very good weekend.  Smith buds in from Vermont, California and NYC, brother Owen, who the nurses say looks like a lumber jack, also down from Vermont.  Robert, Judith and Aunt Jean get some R&R (bills paid wash done etc.) as Kirby is well cared for by her peer group.

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21 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Meangina
    Oct 03, 2011 @ 13:56:02

    Well, since it is a joke you want, it is a joke you will get.
    The only joke bigger than Juerg’s face is what he calls his career.

    ps- i got permission for this joke

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  2. Nora
    Oct 03, 2011 @ 14:00:14

    Want to hear a long joke?

    Jooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.

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    • Abby B
      Oct 03, 2011 @ 15:35:57

      We can always count on you, Nora, for a joke that was written by 10 year olds 🙂 (Nora has spent the last many summers working with that age group)

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    • Yael
      Oct 04, 2011 @ 02:07:49

      Nora, I just cracked up on the couch, only to look up and see that this joke was from you. I guess I just have a ten year old sense of humor! Your jokes always get me.

      Kirby, the only good joke that I know (really) is on its way via snail mail so I can’t share it here too! But I do want to add that you look great!

      Lots of love!

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  3. Erin
    Oct 03, 2011 @ 15:26:45

    Kirby! I am so glad someone figured out how to upload photos. You look so happy. I miss you so much already! I wish I could have made it this morning. Hope you had a good night and I will write more very soon. Rest up and stop barfing so you can go home! As Russell would say, it’s a hell of a lot more fun that way. I love you with all my heart.

    P.S. Per usual, we were late for the airport and Lana almost missed her flight… but, she did make it in the end 🙂 We never made it Krispy Kreme but I am going to go and have Five Guys for lunch (as in a burger and fries, not five men) before I takeoff 🙂

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  4. Elizabeth Lerner
    Oct 03, 2011 @ 17:17:53

    My favorite joke is the interupting cow joke, but I always forget to moo at the end! I think I’ve nailed that joke twice in all of my times telling it…

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  5. Becca Berman
    Oct 03, 2011 @ 18:54:54

    I think I’ve told you the deaf, hard of hearing and hearing person by the pool joke? If not, will gladly do an ASL interpretation of it next time we meet 🙂

    Until then, here is a quick one, via my fellow Minnesotan, Mr. Keillor’s website:

    There once was a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

    When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, and howl in pain and anger!”

    His dream came true. He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
    (-C. Reagor, Highlands Ranch, Colorado)

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  6. Doug
    Oct 03, 2011 @ 19:00:56

    Did you hear the joke about the bag of chips? Bah – its crummy.

    Two antanna meet on a rooftop and get married. The ceremony was booring but the reception was excellent.

    A buzzard goes to board an airplane with a dead rodent under each wing. The airline attendant says “sorry sir, only one carrion allowed”.

    I told my ten best puns to my students the other day in hopes that at least one pun would make one student laugh. No pun in ten did.

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  7. Abby B
    Oct 04, 2011 @ 00:02:11

    Here are some good Mitch Hedberg one-liners:

    “Last week I helped my friend stay put. It’s a lot easier’n helpin’ ’em move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load shit into a truck.”

    “I think Pringles original intention was to make tennis balls… but on the day the rubber was supposed to show up a truckload of potatoes came. Pringles is a laid-back company, so they just said, “F*ck it, cut em up!””

    “I saw a commercial on late night TV, it said,”Forget everything you know about slipcovers.” So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, and I didn’t know what the hell they were.”

    “They say Flintstones vitamins are chewable. All vitamins are chewable, it’s just that they taste shitty. I’m glad they made Flintstones vitamins because I used to watch The Flintstones and go, “Man I bet you if I ate that dude, I would be healthy.”

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  8. Traci Oberle
    Oct 04, 2011 @ 01:11:31

    Knock Knock…

    Who is there?

    Smell Map.

    SmellMapWho? (usually comes out smell mah poo)

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  9. Nora
    Oct 04, 2011 @ 13:27:31

    I think I’m a different Nora than then one y’all are thinking of. I definitely have a 10 year old’s sense of humor though, i.e.:

    Q: What’s brown and sticky?

    A: A stick!

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  10. Meangina
    Oct 04, 2011 @ 15:10:11

    Here is a dirty joke!

    2 white horse jump in the mud.

    Here is a super dirty joke
    200 white horses jump in the mud.

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  11. Olya
    Oct 04, 2011 @ 17:40:31

    “What did the 0 say to the 8?

    Nice belt.”

    You’ve now read the best joke ever. You’re welcome, Kirbster!

    I miss you!

    Olya

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  12. Doug
    Oct 04, 2011 @ 18:12:30

    Call: What is a Pirate’s favorite letter?

    Response: I know, I know…..ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

    Call: No, me bucko….’tis the SEA.
    _________________________________________
    Typing of pirates…

    So a pirate walks into a bar with a stearing wheel extending from his zipper.
    The bartender asks: “Do you realize that you have a steering wheel coming out of your pants?”
    The pirate responds: “Ayeeee, and its driving me nuts!”

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  13. kirbysc
    Oct 04, 2011 @ 18:32:52

    Here’s a melt-your-heart joke, Kirby-Angel. Hugs, Kate

    When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, “I’m not sure…” “Look in your underwear, Grandma,” he advised, “mine says I’m 4 to 6.”

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  14. Brendan
    Oct 04, 2011 @ 21:03:50

    From Colin Quinn’s latest one-man play “Long Story Short”…

    “Everywhere the Jews go, they got chased out immediately. That’s why Shalom means hello, and goodbye.”

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  15. Mark
    Oct 04, 2011 @ 22:08:39

    You look great. Stay strong. Love cousin Mark.

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  16. Another Nora
    Oct 05, 2011 @ 01:19:28

    Well just for the comments about my 10 year old sense of humor jokes I am going to give you some nerdy science jokes:

    What do you call 2000 Mockingbirds?
    Two kila (kill a) Mockingbird

    A neutron walked into a bar and ordered a drink when he went to ask how much he owed the bar tender said “for you no charge”

    Okay and a 10 humor joke…

    Two muffins were sitting in the oven on goes “boy it’s getting hot in here” and the other goes “AHHHH a talking muffin”

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  17. June
    Oct 06, 2011 @ 01:09:47

    A chicken and an egg are sitting in a bed. The chicken lights a cigarette and says, “Well, I guess that answers that question.”

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